From the recording The Phantom of Farthingales

I'm absolutely thrilled by this track. I'm in the beginning stages of animating it. This will be my second video, for a Christmas release. Not looking forward to the amount of work I have in store. LOL.
One of the amusing things about this song is the title for me is that it reads like The Phantom of Farting Gales. 
 

Lyrics

the phantom of farthingales 
LYRICS BY HIRI DAVID FEIGN
©2018 HIRIUKU MUZIKA
 
 THE PHANTOM OF FARTHINGALES
WOULD FLOAT ABOUT THE STORE
SHOPPING MAD FOR THIS AND THAT
AND HAUNTING EVERY FLOOR
 
THE PHANTOM WOULD NEVER BUY
SHE JUST LIKED TO TRY
BUT AFTER SHE HAD FLOWN
THE PLACE WAS A DISASTER ZONE
SHE LEFT A MESS AND YOU CAN GUESS
SHE GOT THE BEST OF EVERY DRESS
 
THE PATRONS NEVER NOTICED
BUT THE SALESPERSONS DID
WHEN THEY SAW THE PHANTOM COMING
SOME OF THEM JUST UP AND HID
 
THE STAFF ON FLOOR
WERE PROFESSIONALS
BUT SOME IN THEIR CONFESSIONALS
ADMITTED THAT THEY’D LIKE A SALE
FROM THE PHANTOM OF FARTHINGALES
 
EVER THE MEASURE
FOR SHOPPING IN LEISURE
 
IF YOU NEED A DEPARTMENT STORE
A PLACE TO GO WHEN YOU WANT MORE
FRIENDLY CREDIT NOW ON SALE
WHEN YOU BUY AT FARTHINGALES
 
 ONE EVENING AT A BIG EVENT
ON TOP FLOOR NUMBER TEN
THE PHANTOM OF FARTHINGALES
EXCUSED HERSELF AND THEN
 
SHE PICKED THE LOCKS 
AND STOLE A BOX
WITH ALL THE CASH
FROM THE BIG BASH
 
SHE LEFT A SOCK WITH A
MONOGRAMMED FOX
SECURITY WAS
COMPLETELY SHOCKED
 
EVER THE STORY
NEVER THE GLORY
 
 THE PHANTOM OF FARTHINGALES
GOT FAMOUS OVERNIGHT
HER GRAINY IMAGE FILLED THE FACE
OF EVERY RAG IN SIGHT
 
WHO MIGHT THE PHANTOM BE?
WAS IT ALL FOR FUN
AND WHY WOULD SHE?
IT SENT THE PHANTOM
ON THE RUN
A FUGITIVE WITHOUT A GUN
 
A CHAMPION OF THE UPPER CRUST
SHE KEPT HER WALLET IN HER BUST
A FINE VENEER OF OLD WORLD TRUST
SHE ROBBED THE KITTY
AND THEN GOT SUSSED
…BUT ONLY JUST
 
IF YOU’VE EVER SEEN A HEIST
COMMITTED BY A POLTERGEIST
TAKE MY ADVICE AND DON’T THINK TWICE
CAUSE AS A VICE IT’S NOT SO NICE
 
IT TAKES SOMEONE OF VISION
SOMEONE TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION
TO MAKE THE INCISIONS AND TO REMAKE THE REVISIONS
TO GRAB THE OPPORTUNITY AND PITCH IT LONG DIVISION
 
SOON THE STORE WAS PACKED TO RAFTERS
LOOKY-LOU’S OF EVERY CHAPTER
THROUGH THE ROOF FOREVER AFTER
PROFITS UP
AND ADS WERE PLASTERED
 
EVERYONE HEARD OF THE PHANTOM
THOUGH NO ONE REALLY KNEW HER
SHE LIVED HER FINAL DAYS OUT
A RICH LADY IN A SEWER
 
 THE PHANTOM OF FARTHINGALES
WOULD FLOAT ABOUT THE STORE
SHOPPING MAD FOR THIS AND THAT
AND HAUNTING EVERY FLOOR
 
THE PHANTOM WOULD NEVER BUY
SHE JUST LIKED TO TRY
BUT AFTER SHE HAD FLOWN
THE PLACE WAS A DISASTER ZONE
SHE LEFT A MESS AND YOU CAN GUESS
SHE GOT THE BEST OF EVERY DRESS
 
THE PATRONS NEVER NOTICED
BUT THE SALESPERSONS DID
WHEN THEY SAW THE PHANTOM COMING
SOME OF THEM JUST UP AND HID
 
THE STAFF ON FLOOR
WERE PROFESSIONALS
BUT SOME IN THEIR CONFESSIONALS
ADMITTED THAT THEY’D LIKE A SALE
FROM THE PHANTOM OF FARTHINGALES